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05/17/02 - Newsletter Success!
And we are finally off the starting block! The sample newsletter was very well received. Just look at the glowing accounts from the readers:
It was the best thing that I have read that was free ever since I read El Filibusterismo!! Which, by the way, I also got for free from Lanuza. - Ruben Encarnacion
I recommend that all priests make a habit of reading the UST EHS newsletters. It is a far better pastime than fondling little boys and girls. - Pope John Paul
I can't read! - President George Bush Jr.
It needs more sex, please. -
Louie Coronado
Where the hell is my astronomy article, damnit? -
Yeng Aduna
05/01/02 - Anthony warns of Judgement Day
"Its the sign of the times." was what Anthony Navarro said upon hearing the news on his radio of an inevitable terrorist attack on the US. Wondering whether the terror would come from a nuclear or a bio-chemical attack, Anthony's fears were heightened when
he spotted the same news on the headlines of a leading newspaper while at work. The CIA inspired propaganda blitz clearly had a nerve racking effect on Anthony. He became convinced that these are the last days before Judgement, as echoed in the Book of Revelations. He however hoped that this news or that "Judgement Day" for that matter, would not affect the Dow Jones index particularly in the electronics sector of which he is currently employed in.
But Navarro was not all doom and gloom. In an inspiring tone he mentioned hope for mankind by saying that What I can just share is that "man is strongest when he is on his knees... PRAYING
Nostradamus was not available for comment.
04/28/02 - Space accident brings Edna back to Earth!
Edna 'Yeng' Aduna suffered bruises on her arm after a minor but painful accident. Thankfully, last reports showed that she is in a satisfactory condition and would be able to attend to her astronomy projects. Unconfirmed sources say that the accident happened when Edna was looking at a planet through her telescope while she was giving a friend some 'lambada' dancing lessons. The lack of space in the vicinity caused them to trip and fall to the floor. Edna's arm sustained a broken bone.
Determined that the accident would not happen again, Yeng told her friend, 'That is the last time that I will show you my lambada while I'm taking a peek at Uranus'
In other news, there is no truth to the rumor that Yeng found an Angel orbiting the planet of Jupiter while looking through her friend's ELISHA telescope. However, it is well known (and she has confrimed this) that she is looking for fallen angels.
04/23/02 - Danny DeLeon caught in the arms of a Cindy Crawford look-alike girlfriend!
Investigations have found that Danny DeLeon has a girlfriend and living in Florida. Danny has a penchant for models and has never dated anyone uglier than Claudia Schiffer. This time, he has again scored himself quite a looker. But he is too shy that he does not want everyone to know about it yet. So he pleads for everyone to keep the matter secret. He asks that everyone only let their closest friends, relatives, in-laws, hairdressers, lawyers, doctors, gynecologists and the squatters who live under the metro-rail tracks along Harrizon Plaza know. But that is it. No one else must know!!
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